Yup – you read that right – apparently vaping is sexist and the latest scientific research proves it!

Not only that, if you’re a male vaper you’re 3 times more likely to refute claims there’s more than two genders AND turn your nose up at rainbow coloured vape devices and tanks!

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Well ain’t we a bunch of bigots!

Researchers from the aptly named MANcetter University in the curiously named city of Cumming in Georgia USA [sniggers], say the amount of toxic male testosterone around vaping means young male vapers are fast becoming misogynists or ‘male pigs‘ as one spokesman – ooops sorry spokesperson, stated.

Oh my days…where to begin with this one!

Vaping Is Sexist – Dripping, Drippers, Wicking and E-liquid Are Misogynistic

The study was carried out by the Women’s Diversity and Inclusion department at MANcetter University and involved data collected from 142021 vapers using social media entries over the last 12 months.

Once the numbers were crunched it came up with some staggering conclusions including:

  • Dripping is a sexist phrase suggestive of female arousal in the presence of an ‘aroused‘ male
  • The same with vape juice
  • Drip tip is obviously dual meaning suggestive of a penis or the prospect of a blow job
  • Pen style devices are a phallic symbol of male dominance
  • Men won’t buy rainbow coloured vape kits and tanks because they look ‘effeminate
  • Box mods are a reference to the perfect tight vagina
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Neil Cozens reviews the Smok Novo X – nice nails dude

And that’s just a few…

I have to say they all had me a little confused, and that last one had me scratching my head…NOT a double entendre…probably…

However a quick read of the study’s conclusions shows that today’s feminists are totally inclusive of all women’s vaginas especially women with a loose pelvic floor…sounds painful.

And yeah, before you call me a bigot…men that menstruate or who can give birth are now a thing and they’re included under the vaping is sexist banner too.

I’m nothing but diverse these days so settle down ladies and go fold some laundry…or whatever chicks do to relax nowadays.

Indeed, according to this group of girls, vaping is sexist towards ALL of the genders including: transgender, gender neutral, non-binary, agender, pangender, genderqueer, two-spirit, third gender to name but a few of the zillion out there science has now discovered exist…

Wicking Is Sexist As It Recreates Male Penetration…

Another key finding was directed at those of us that like to build.

One of the research team was apparently deeply upset at seeing the insertion of cotton through a coil before e-liquid was dripped onto the deck.

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Organic is code for orgasmic meaning wicking is EXTREMELY sexist you bigot!

Día de los Inocentes [cool name darlin’] said she was both mentally and physically shaken and needed time in the campus all inclusive except for heterosexual men safe room after watching a YouTube build of the Augvape Intake MTL RTA.

She told the media:

Even the name of this tank is sexist and deeply disturbing as Intake obviously means the intaking of male juice…disgusting.

Watching this male pig with a big beard, lumberjack shirt and snap back cap fingering the cotton wool into the coil was bad enough…

But then seeing him drip and squirt his disgusting sticky juice all over the place and licking his lips as the steam rose and it spurted everywhere, was deeply shocking and offensive…

Bless her…

Vape Reviewers Are DEFINITELY Sexist

Vape reviewers also get singled out, especially those on YouTube – phew!

It’s not reviewing it’s vapesplaining which is far far worse than mansplaining apparently.

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Harley vape reviewer [image for artistic use and not suggesting he’s a sexist pig]

Día de los Inocentes said:

Vape reviewing is very male dominated and just another chance to mansplain and so talk down to women and the multitude of genders out there.

Vape reviewing could be one of the last bastions of hetro male dominance and must be stamped out…

I reckon the lady needs some chick specific CBD to chill out…but saying that might be construed as sexist…so I won’t.

Anyway…

In the interests of fairness and equality, I spoke to our Michelle who put down her iron and agreed to comment.

Yes vaping is definitely sexist, you never see any female vape reviewers – Ecigclick should add some to the team…

‘Shell – whose pronouns are her/hey/oi missus and token female, obviously isn’t identifying as a female right now…I might be wrong, I mean all this stuff is very confusing.

I’m sure she’ll put me right in the comments – when of course she’s finished ironing Jonny’s underpants…we have to find something for her to do…

Best move swiftly on…

Vape Shops Should Have Safe Spaces and Female [or gender specific] Rooms

One of the recommendations from the study was to make vape shops more diverse.

The researchers say at the moment they are very male dominated from the clientele to the furnishings.

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And most importantly, there are absolutely NO safe spaces in any of the vape shops the team visited or indeed gender specific rooms.

Lead author Travnja Budala said:

It’s all metal and wood which one is against climate change and two is very menacing.

There were no safe spaces either – in any of the shops we visited.

Our recommendation is for a law that states all vape shops should have a safe area away from heterosexual men.

That will make our sisters and brothers feel safe and not pieces of meat for lust or ridicule.

A drag queen friend of mine runs a vape shop in the UK and he/she/zee/they/them are very welcoming.

The world needs more drag queen vape shop employees – fact.

And please let’s see rainbow flags, women’s diversity group sessions and separate opening times for all genders – banning men during those times.

Doesn’t sound very diverse to me – banning men I mean – but hey, what do I know being an almost 60-year-old heterosexual male [or bigot as I’m often called].

A quick look at the funding of this stupid [yeah I said it] piece of research is a little confusing with lots of fringe interest groups donating.

Can’t find any links to Bloomberg – but who knows.

I doubt any of the recommendations will be taken up…

Though saying that, the Biden administration is shall we say a little keen on this kind of identity shite.

Vaping Is Sexist – Women…Especially Hot Ones Are Welcome To Comment…

So…

Over to you in the comments…

Do you think vaping is sexist none inclusive, lacking in diversity and male pig dominated?

Are pen style vape devices a sign of the phallic patriarchy, and is the art of building and dripping sexist?

Let me know in the comments below.

And that includes the ladies…especially the hot ones 😉

BTW, I suggest you read the full report which can be found HERE – it makes for funny reading 😉

Neil Humber
I have simpler vape tastes these days - I never leave home without a Caliburn G, a Vaporesso Luxe 40 or Innokin EQ FLTR and a CBD vape pen or bottle of CBD drops in my rucksack...or indeed an Aspire Nautilus Prime X in my pocket... At home I'll be using various mods topped with the GeekVape Zeus X RTA or the Signature Mods Mono SQ topped with the Augvape BTFC RDA... I'm a former journalist and now a writer and sometimes author... I'm ex Army - adore dogs and never happier than hiking over the hills or with a good book on a beach.

5 COMMENTS

  1. I’m so glad I remembered what day is is… mind you, like all the best parody, it’s scarily close to reality!

  2. Vaping is just filth – Ecigclick is just like the transcript of a Carry On Film – Especially with the 2 Neils…
    Finished Ironing now – phew! Time for some mopping – oooh Matron

  3. .. Didn’t I just nail it with that handcheck.
    And doesn’t the way I’m holding the Smok Novo kit suggest something more than just a vaping device?
    I MANaged to get some nice scenery in too.

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